WHO WE ARE
Hopelessly hooked.
Gloriously average.
began with group of optimists, one overpriced pitch and a group chat nobody could mute. It's now a proper weekly habit
Because football belongs to everyone. Join us today and let's celebrate the beautiful game together!
PICK YOUR FLAVOUR
Three ways to get a game.
We rotate between formats depending on the pitch we get.
6/7-aside
Small pitch, big buzz.
Futsal
Fast feet, tight spaces. Indoor football.
11-a-side
Full pitch, full teams, proper match.
NEXT SESSIONS
Book your spot.
RESERVE YOUR SPOT
One step, one minute.
Send us your details on WhatsApp — we'll reply with payment details and hold your spot.
House Rules & FAQ TAP TO OPEN
First to book, first to play. Use the booking button above.
We'll confirm payment details with you over WhatsApp after you book. If we don't hear back within 1 hour, your slot goes to the next person.
Tell us 24 hours before the game and you get your money back. Later than that, send a friend to take your place.
Nobody wants to limp through tomorrow. No hard tackles, no shouting at calls. Keep doing it and you sit out the next game.
We give you bibs, so no need for two shirts. Wear Turf shoes or boots.
Bring your own water bottle. Two hours feels long once you start running. No glass bottles on the pitch.
We split the teams on the day to keep them even. No picking your own side, and everyone takes a turn in goal.